Survival Knife

Nobody wakes up expecting to need a seatbelt cutter, a glass breaker, and a fire starter before lunch. This one is ready anyway, just in case today is that day.

Getting trapped in a submerged car while also fending off a bear while also needing to open a root beer is, statistically, extremely unlikely. This tool solves for it regardless, because paranoia is cheaper than regret.

Five star review, hypothetically speaking. Cut free from a collapsed tent, started a fire, and opened a soda, all before the coffee got cold, would recommend to anyone who enjoys being prepared for things that will probably never happen.

Compare it to one of those four hundred dollar tactical multi-tools marketed to people who watch too many survival shows. This one does the same seven jobs and costs about as much as a large pizza.

It folds down small enough for a glovebox, a backpack, or a junk drawer next to expired coupons. Nobody plans to need it, which is exactly the point of owning one.

LED flashlight, serrated blade, fire starter, glass breaker, seatbelt cutter, and bottle opener, all in one pocket sized tool. The odds of using all six in one day are low, but the day it happens will feel like main character energy.