Nessie Tea Infuser

Nobody has ever said out loud that their tea needed more cryptid energy, and yet here we are, solving a problem that technically did not exist until now.

This tiny silicone Loch Ness Monster dips her long neck into a mug and steeps loose leaf tea like she has better places to be.

Scientists have never confirmed a single sighting of the real Loch Ness Monster in over ninety years of searching. This one shows up in a mug in about four minutes flat, which honestly makes her the more reliable cryptid.

Give it to the aunt who insists she once saw a ghost, a UFO, and Bigfoot, all in the same summer. She will believe in this one immediately, because she can literally watch it happen.

A real cryptid-hunting expedition to Scotland costs thousands of dollars and returns approximately zero monsters. This one costs under fifteen dollars and delivers a monster every single time tea gets made.

Silicone, dishwasher safe, and somehow the most wholesome thing that will ever sit in a mug. Tea time now comes with a slight chance of cryptid sighting.