Fake Lottery Tickets

$8.97

Ever wonder what your dad’s face would look like if he thought he just won half a million dollars from a five-dollar scratch ticket? Now you get to find out.

This is perfect for the uncle who brags about his stock picks at every family dinner. Nothing humbles a bragger faster than five seconds of pure joy followed by the words “wait, this isn’t real.”

A real lottery ticket costs about the same and has roughly a zero percent chance of doing anything. Fifteen fake ones cost less and guarantee entertainment every single time.

Hand one to someone who thinks they’ve seen every prank in the book and watch them fall for it anyway. Go ahead, try to find someone who scratches it off calmly.

Fifteen tickets total, each one scratches just like the real thing and reveals a fake six or seven figure win. Zero dollars actually won, maximum chaos actually delivered.