Avocado Coin Pouch

Five stars, would carry my emergency snack money in a fake avocado again, wrote one reviewer who has clearly found peace.

This zippered pouch looks exactly like a ripe avocado, complete with a felt pit pocket sewn into the middle.

Coins, cards, lip balm, whatever fits, it all disappears into a fruit that will never actually go bad on the counter.

It carries the same main character energy as a millennial brunch order, minus the thirty minute wait for a table.

Perfect for the friend who has ordered avocado toast at every single brunch since roughly 2014 and still brings it up unprompted.

Pull it out at checkout and suddenly everyone in line wants to know where you found it.

It clips onto a bag strap or a keychain, so it never gets lost at the bottom of a purse black hole.

The zipper actually works, unlike most novelty items that only look functional in the product photos.

The soft felt exterior holds up fine to being tossed in a bag, a car, or a diaper bag full of chaos.

Give it to someone who has strong, unshakable opinions about guacamole and no reasonable place to store loose change.

They will use it every single day and mention the avocado joke every single time, without fail.