Animal Plushies Set

Scientists have yet to explain why twenty four tiny stuffed animals disappear from a birthday party faster than one giant stuffed animal, but here we are.

This pack comes with two dozen mini plush animals, each about three inches tall.

Party favor bags usually end up either too expensive or too boring, and this solves both problems at once.

Each kid gets a real toy to take home instead of a sticker sheet nobody asked for.

Try handing these out at a birthday party and see if the room stays quiet for more than four seconds.

It will not, and that is sort of the point.

They are not going to win any awards for realistic fur texture or anatomical accuracy.

Nobody under the age of six is judging fur texture, so that is not really a problem here.

They work as classroom prizes, goodie bag stuffers, or backpack clip toys that survive being dragged through a hallway all year.

Twenty four is also just enough to end most sibling arguments about who got more of them.

Keep a stash in the car for road trip emergencies and long waiting rooms at the doctor’s office.

They take up almost no space and buy at least ten minutes of peace, every single time they come out.