Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

Ever wake up craving bacon before your feet even hit the floor? This toothpaste gets there first.

Mr. Bacon’s Toothpaste turns a normal trip to the bathroom sink into a genuinely confusing breakfast experience. Minty fresh, with a distinct meaty aftertaste that nobody is emotionally prepared for.

It has the same energy as every prank breakfast scene in a cartoon where somebody’s toothpaste gets swapped for something questionable. Except this swap is intentional, and it actually works as toothpaste.

Leave it out during a sleepover or a work trip and become instantly, mysteriously legendary. Nobody forgets the person who owns bacon toothpaste.

It cleans teeth exactly as well as any normal toothpaste, which is honestly the least funny thing about it. Somehow that also makes it funnier.