Bath & Personal Care

A sandalwood beard grooming kit with oil, balm, wash, conditioner, brush, and comb.

A back massager cushion with heat, 8 massage nodes, and 5 modes for chairs, recliners, or car seats.

Handmade soap, bath bomb, jojoba oil, lip balm, and more. A full self-care lineup in one basket.

The Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce cologne that fogged up every mall in 2007, now in a bottle.

Apple cider vinegar in chewable gummy form. No shot glass, no grimace, just two a day.

Fifty individually wrapped strips of fake bacon that turn a paper cut into a conversation piece. Sterile, latex-free, and shaped exactly like the real thing, so someone's going to ask if you're okay before they realize it's a joke. Comes in a reusable tin that looks classier than the bandages deserve.

Wake up to the smoky taste of bacon every single morning. Mr. Bacon's Toothpaste turns a normal trip to the bathroom sink into a genuinely confusing breakfast experience, minty fresh with a distinct meaty aftertaste. It actually works as toothpaste too, which somehow makes it funnier.