Last updated on November 5th, 2015
Earlier, we already discussed hilarious books as white elephant gifts, now we will discuss figurines, plush and action figures.
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The internet seems to be teeming with useless white elephant gifts. These are gifts that get us a few laughs but get thrown away at the end of the party. While I mentioned earlier that the main purpose of white elephant gifts exchange is to entertain and not gain gifts, being able to bring home a funny but useful gift is something people deserve. Not some crazy fakeout iPad.
Here are some funny statues, figurines, soft toys and action figures as white elephant gifts. They can have their kid play with the action figure or just use these as desk display that begs to be laughed at every time.
My Top Pick: Talking Bacon Plush
Bacon is your friend… and everyone else in the gift exchange, too. When you hug Mr. Bacon, he talks in the most smooth, baritone voice, “I’m Bacon” that makes any woman turn to putty. Anyway, Bacon will surely be the star of the White Elephant gift exchange.
Remember kiddies, you’ve got a friend in meat.
From the guys who brought your kids gonnorhea and herpes in plush form. This sperm Cell Plush is going to be a nice stealing starter at your Yankee swap.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
An awesome white elephant gift especially if you have people who loves cats joining the party. It might even remind them not to be this woman.
Super Mom Action Figure
Can handle eight different tasks at the same time! Super mom will offer great laughs as people try to assemble carrying baby and grocery shopping at the same time. It is like being a single mom without getting pregnant yourself!
Snoop Dogg Action Figure
Warning, does not curse like Snoop Dogg. Though, I have to admit, looks just like the real thing!
Hilary Clinton Nutcracker
You know what? This looks like HIlary Clinton herself! This action figure also doubles as a nutcracker, so this is going to be a great gift if ever lands on that hands of baker. It even stands upright for that most patriotic pose.
Mike (From Jersey Shore) Bobblehead
This Bobblehead not only looks like Mike from Jersey Shore, it also shares his big bloated ego and airhead (pun intended). Makes for a good laugh in the car, don’t you think?