Funny and Sweet Valentine’s Day Gifts for Gay Men


Cupid’s goal every Valentine’s Day is to unite couples in love. But sometimes, not knowing what to gift your lover can leave Cupid in trouble.

So if you’re looking all over the Internet for the perfect gift to please (and tease) your lover in romance, then look no further! From lol-worthy gag gifts to sweet presents that totally say I Love You, this gift guide would seem like it’s curated by Cupid.

Valentine’s Day will be gay with these gifts that are sure to uphold the romantic moments between gay men.

Here are our top picks for the best Valentine’s Day gifts for gay men!

1. Naughty and Funny Pun Valentine’s Greeting Card

Show some love with this funny and naughty greeting card this Valentine’s Day. This card is designed with clean and on-point illustration that will surely draw a smile to your lover’s face. It is a 5.25×4.25 (A2) folded card printed on smooth, thick white cover card stock. The inside of the card is blank, so you can write your personal message.

Be sweet, funny and naughty when you write in this card. Tell him you love his precious bundle of meat with this greeting card.

2. “I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye” Mug

This ceramic mug declares you love your partner as much as Kanye loves himself. This white mug is microwave and dishwasher ready.

Tell him how much you love him with this mug this Valentine’s Day.

3. LapDesk

This is a LapDesk, a mobile alternative to desk and lap. It is compatible with your lover’s laptop, Macbook, tablet and smart phone. It is cut from a solid oak wood with cork wood fragment that is installed as its mouse pad. It has an ergonomic design that is aesthetically pleasing, stable and spacious and overall increases laptop efficiency. There are also holes that help prevent overheating.

Help your lover work with his laptop smarter, not harder. This is a perfect Valentine’s gift that he will never re-gift.

4. Travel Passport Wallet Holder

This slim-fit passport wallet holder is handmade in Spain. It has a simple and minimalistic design that is also practical and convenient. It can fit 2 passports, boarding passes, 4-6 credit cards, folded bank notes for different currencies and ID cards or driving licenses. It is made from 100% wool felt and premium European full grain vegetable tanned leather.

It is the perfect Valentine’s gift to secure and enhance your lover’s travel essentials. Now your lover has you and this passport holder as perfect travel companions!

5. Wax Painting Art

This is a wax painting that features a lovely vinyl silhouette decal of a male couple sharing one umbrella in the rain of rainbow colors. It is beautifully done using wax from melted crayon. It is painted in 22×28 canvas with a wood frame.

This is a guaranteed show stopper that will make his heart go kapow!

6. Wooden Bow Tie

This is a beautiful handcrafted bow tie made from solid piece of exotic wood. It is then finished with natural non-toxic varnish for an all natural fashion. A cool accessory he can use for your Valentine’s date tonight.

Make it more unique with a personalized engraving of your liking. You can write ‘Happy Valentine’s Day!’ or any other text on the back of the bow tie so he will be reminded every time he wears this.

7. Fill in the Love Journal

This cute journal is a hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket. It measures 4.5 × 3.25 inches and has 112 pages. Just fill out each blank lines to describe how amazing your lover is.

It’s a sweet gift that he will absolutely enjoy reading this Valentine’s Day and even the days after.

8. His and His Couple Shirt

These couple shirts have the king chess piece graphics printed on Next Level Cotton Tees which are softer than regular t-shirts. They are lightweight and comfortable to wear when you and your lover are out for a holding hands while walking moment.

Show the love you have for your man with these couple shirts that are fit for kings.

9. Sexy Tuxedo G-String Underwear

Sexy gifts for gay men

This is a tuxedo G-String underwear with a bow tie detail right where it matters. It is made of comfortable and cotton spandex and printed with new-direct-to-garment print technology.

It is the sexiest gift you can give your lover on this day devoted to love. It’s the ideal start of a sexy evening for you and your lover. Make him your Magic Mike this Valentine’s Day.

10. Naughty Chocolates

This box of chocolates says a very naughty message. It has a shelf life of up to 6 months but they surely will be devoured at once after opening.

Surprise your lover with some sexy and funny chocolates this Valentine’s Day. This is a sexy gesture he will appreciate. Make your loved one’s day with these naughty chocolates.




About the Author

Kit K

Kit Kalagayan is a content writer for many blogs and websites. He runs Gift Canyon and does most of the content and administrative work.



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