Hilarious But Useful White Elephant Gifts [Part 2: Action Figures]


Earlier, we already discussed hilarious books as white elephant gifts, now we will discuss figurines, plush and action figures.

The internet seems to be teeming with useless white elephant gifts. These are gifts that get us a few laughs but get thrown away at the end of the party. While I mentioned earlier that the main purpose of white elephant gifts exchange is to entertain and not gain gifts, being able to bring home a funny but useful gift is something people deserve. Not some crazy fakeout iPad.

Here are some funny statues, figurines, soft toys and action figures as white elephant gifts. They can have their kid play with the action figure or just use these as desk display that begs to be laughed at every time.

My Top Pick: Talking Bacon Plush

Talking Bacon Plush

Bacon is your friend… and everyone else in the gift exchange, too. When you hug Mr. Bacon, he talks in the most smooth, baritone voice, “I’m Bacon” that makes any woman turn to putty. Anyway, Bacon will surely be the star of the White Elephant gift exchange.

Remember kiddies, you’ve got a friend in meat.

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Sperm Plush

Sperm Cell Plush + More Toy, Figurines and ACtion Figures as White Elephant Gifts

From the guys who brought your kids gonnorhea and herpes in plush form. This sperm Cell Plush is going to be a nice stealing starter at your Yankee swap.

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure + More Toy, Figurines and ACtion Figures as White Elephant Gifts

An awesome white elephant gift especially if you have people who loves cats joining the party. It might even remind them not to be this woman.

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Super Mom Action Figure

Supermom Action Figure + More Toy, Figurines and ACtion Figures as White Elephant Gifts

Can handle eight different tasks at the same time! Super mom will offer great laughs as people try to assemble carrying baby and grocery shopping at the same time. It is like being a single mom without getting pregnant yourself!

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Snoop Dogg Action Figure

Snoop Dogg Action Figure + More Toy, Figurines and ACtion Figures as White Elephant Gifts

Warning, does not curse like Snoop Dogg. Though, I have to admit, looks just like the real thing!

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Hilary Clinton Nutcracker

Hilary Clinton Nutcracker + More Toy, Figurines and ACtion Figures as White Elephant Gifts

You know what? This looks like HIlary Clinton herself! This action figure also doubles as a nutcracker, so this is going to be a great gift if ever lands on that hands of baker. It even stands upright for that most patriotic pose.

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Mike (From Jersey Shore) Bobblehead

Jersey Shore Mike Bobblehead + More Toy, Figurines and ACtion Figures as White Elephant Gifts

This Bobblehead not only looks like Mike from Jersey Shore, it also shares his big bloated ego and airhead (pun intended). Makes for a good laugh in the car, don’t you think?

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Kit K

Kit Kalagayan is a content writer for many blogs and websites. He runs Gift Canyon and does most of the content and administrative work.



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